Me: Also, it seems ludicrous to text you when an email is just as expedient, if not more so. But I feel I must text on principle.*
Me: Also also, I just said expedient in a text.
Husband: Ludicrous and expedient in the same text. Man, you are quite the nerd.
*The principle being that the Verizon salesman convinced me to get texting even though I never text, and now that I’m paying for it I need to use it. Never trust a salesman.